10 Secrets American Women Go Out Of Their Way To Keep From Their Men

1. We Have Facial Hair

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2. When We’re In Love, We Smell Your Clothe

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3. We Hope Your Guy Friends Secretly Have A Crush On U

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4. On A Girls’ Night, We Do Things You Might Not Approve Of

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5. Our Friends Know Everything About You

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6. We Hate Waxing Our Private Part

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7. We Actually Like Your Flaw

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8. It Wasn’t That Great For U

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9. You’re Not Actually The Best I’ve Ever Had

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10. We Need You

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The Bottomline We lie about these things because they seem harmless to us and we don’t want to upset you over things that are not important for our relationship. Trust us, it is not to hurt or hide from you.

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THANK YOU

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